Does anyone want to pay for my college education?

I heard, "if you don't ask, you don't receive", so I'm asking. I have exhausted all of my venues aside from asking straight up. "Would you like to pay for my college education?" I currently graduated with my Associates degree in 2009. I re-enrolled in school this semester, Spring 2011, but lost some of my loans mid-semester leaving me with over $7400 to pay out of pocket. So, does anyone know of any scholarship websites, sweepstakes, lottery winners, churches, anything. Let me know you guys! I know you can help! Please serious answers only. Thank you.